"Ah ha! At last it is all mine!" (insert evil laugh here)
"I swear I have not been drinking officer. Is this a straight line?"
This is called setting an example. A bad one. lol. Sister
"I'm just tuckered momma"
"I swear I won't do it again momma. Can I get out of baby jail now?"
"Ha ha, I lied. Here I go up the slide again"